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The Saint Who Kept Preaching While Disemboweled

Romans wound his intestines out on a ship's winch, and he reportedly never stopped preaching.

They wound his intestines out of his body on a winch while he was still alive. Saint Erasmus was a Christian bishop seized by the Romans in 303 AD. They tied him down and inserted a hook into his abdomen. Then they turned the winch. Slowly. He reportedly didn’t stop preaching throughout. He became one of the most venerated saints in medieval Europe. The windlass — the sailor’s winch used to kill him — became his symbol. It appears in churches across Europe today. Sailors prayed to him for protection at sea. The man they killed with a winch became the patron saint of sailors.

Interesting Fact Saint Erasmus is also known as Saint Elmo — as in St Elmo’s Fire, the electrical weather phenomenon sailors believed was his signal that he was watching over them. The next time you see lightning at sea, that’s him.

A note on sources

The claims in this story have not been independently checked for this edition. Where a detail is famous but unproven, we have tried to say so in the text.

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